C.H.U.D - Imperial Coconut Chocolate Pastry Stout

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and down in the sewer, Something was lurking, a festive evildoer. Born of hangovers and fights and unwanted gifts, And rotten mistletoe that’s never seen a kiss. He plans to destroy Christmas, so go check your cellar, To avoid being taken by the…. Christmas Hating Underground Dweller